Wednesday, November 30, 2005

John's Sister

Just wanted to let you all know, in case you are going to Cains
Friday. That John Amatucci's sister, Amy, with her band is the
opening act for Loretta Lynn. Pretty exciting! Wish I could go!
-Becky

That Bitch!


Oh, it's on. I am so gonna cutta bitch.

Another Sex Tape

(Los Angeles) Playboy Playmate Nicole Narain has signed an agreement with the Arizona-based Internet Commerce Group (ICG) to distribute the highly anticipated sex tape that she made in 2002 with actor Colin Farrell.

Sal Abbate is the spokesperson for Internet Commerce Group, operators of www.MaleCelebrities.com and www.FemaleCelebrities.com. "We have reached an agreement with Ms. Narain to distribute her tape and we are now just waiting for the court to clear the way for us to do so." said Abbate. "We are hoping to have the DVD's available for the holidays," he added.

Attorneys for actor Colin Farrell filed a complaint in Los Angeles Superior Court in July to restrain Narain and ICG in response to reports that they were planning to release the intimate video. Farrell contends that the public distribution of this tape would be a violation of his privacy rights under California law. Kraig Marton and David Gingras, the Phoenix attorneys representing ICG, disagree and have asserted that federal copyright laws are at the heart of the issue. With that argument, ICG's attorneys succeeded in moving the case from state to federal court and a hearing is scheduled later this month to determine whether the federal Copyright Act preempts Farrell's state-law claims. If so, this will be a significant precedent-setting case and the tape will be released through ICG's www.MaleCelebrities.com and www.FemaleCelebrities.com.

The "God Warrior" is milking her 15mins


Margaret Perrin of "Wife Swap" fame drop by the Jay Leno's last night. video (Roseanne Barr is looking good.)

MA Doran Holiday Show 21st Annual Gallery Artist Small Work


Opening Reception:
Thursday, December 1, 2005
5:00-8:00pm

They have small 6 paintings, 12 framed works on paper and 2 holiday ornaments available. The prices on these pieces ranges between $45 and $400.

Interested in larger work?
Twelve pieces ranging from 18x18” to 36x72” are available for viewing. Just speak to the staff.

MA Doran
Daily hours: Tuesday – Saturday, 10:30-6:00, Phone: 748-8700, Location: 3509 South Peoria


Image: KL Andrew, Square Pear – Red, 12x12”, Acrylic, Woven Paper and Mesh on Panel

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

fun with the camera

Monday, November 28, 2005

Power-less

We lost power at the house, about 3:00pm, yesterday and the power company says that we will not have power until tomorrow.

My fav T-shirt


T-Shirt other great T-Shirts

Why, Hal, Why


Hal Sparks has started his own band..... (giggle) Check out their Video and if you really want a laugh check out the Kung Fu Demo. Hal is a action star waiting to happen. (hmmm, This must be the reason he can't act.)

I have to say it's a very cool site..

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Dachshund and Poodle should never be mixed

In the words of Trent

"EWWW!! what was where they thinking."

Daugherty gets a beat down

Victory Christian pastor Billy Joe Daugherty is recovering after he was assaulted during a church service Sunday morning. Daugherty was meeting with people at the altar when a man reached out and hit him twice.

Daugherty suffered a cut over his eye that required stitches. The man who hit him has been identified as 50-year old Steven Rogers. Daugherty declined to press charges against Rogers. (via KJRH)

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

zap your nuts

A new contraceptive treatment that you can do at home. They are hoping to have it on sale for Xmas. (full story at Ananova)

M.Night Shyamalan


Trailer & website

I just hope it's better than The Village

Monday, November 21, 2005

Morningwood


I have a new band crush - NYC based Morningwood. They're like PJ Harvey meets the Breeders meets every 80s bubble gum pop band known to man - a total mish-mash. On their MySpace site, they describe their sound as a monster truck rally having tantric sex with a Bond girl, and I think they may be right.

You've got to check out the video for Nth Degree, the first single from their upcoming album (Capital). It's hot! [source]

Tivo to video iPod

New service allows users to download shows to their video iPods (oh and PSP).

find a dog, part II

Pete & I went to look for a dog on Saturday we went to the SPCA, Pound, Petsmart (41st street), Humane Society and Petsmart (Hell).

1st was the SPCA where I found Nash & Ali Both great dogs.

2nd was the Pound............. I will never go back to the Pound, ever. It was so bad, the smell, the barking.

3rd was Petsmart, A.R.F. had some dogs on show. A.R.F. is great org. They do not have a shelter but foster the dogs about to volunteer families. I did not find a dog here but I will be back to look after Thankgiving.

4th Humane Society, Not real happy about that place but it was better than the Pound.

Last place was the Petsmart at 71st. Not sure who was organized that but they where BAD!!! They where setup in the middle of the store. Had about 5 to 6 volunteers who knew nothing about the dogs. when I say nothing I mean NOTHING you know the simple stuff like sex, breed. All the volunteers where sitting in folded chair gossping. When I went up to ask about a dog they acted like I was interupting them and did not get up from their chair. The topper was when the dogs started barking, they would take a squirt bottle and squirt them, from their chairs. FROM THEIR FUCKING CHAIR!!! I wish i had gotten a name but I was so pissed off I left. (please note that Petsmart was not part of the organiztion)

The upside of the day was, I think I found a dog... Nash, from the top, he looks like great dog. He did not bark and was very calm. I am going back, the saturday after next. If he is still there I will get him.

Saturday, November 19, 2005

again with 'Wife Swap'

Pittsburg County husband sues "Wife Swap" for sending him a gay male wife.

(Source Muskogee Phoenix)

Friday, November 18, 2005

Sexiest Man Alive


WARNING: Very homosexual post ahead...

People's annual Sexiest Man Alive issue is out. Matthew McConaughey??? Really? He's hot an all and I love that he smokes pot in the nude while playing bongos and sometimes he likes to walk around his yard and pose for the paparazzi in a pair of jams while brushing his teeth (come to think of it, Matt's quite the multi-tasker). But I can easily think of many much sexier guys than him - fellow list makers Patrick Dempsey, Viggo Mortensen or Clive Owen for instance (and where the hell is Jake G?). I suppose that's why People uses the term sexy - it's totally subjective and doesn't necessarily mean most handsome or best body. One person's sexy is another's troll. So maybe, People should be congratulated for not making a more obvious choice. Naaah!

Of course, there is the possibility that this decision is made as it is at another magazine with which I am intimately familiar -- Matt's publicist just went 12 time, full page!

So, why do I have a picture of CNN's Anderson Cooper with this post. Anderson also made People's list and I for one think he's WAY sexier than Matthew McConaughey. See, it's subjective. If we could only meet, I just know the Silver Fox and I are made for each other - le sigh. I would so love to be Victoria Vanderbilt's son-in-law.

For those of you who dont want to see Harry Potter or Walk the Line.

Set in the 1970’s, Breakfast on Pluto follows the exploits of Patrick Braden, an endearing, but deceptively tough young man. Abandoned as a baby in his small Irish hometown and aware from a very early age that he is different, Patrick survives this harsh environment with the aid of his wit and charm, plus a sweet refusal to let anyone and anything change who he is.

Neil Jordan (dir.)
Cillian Murphy
Liam Neeson
Ruth Negga
Laurence Kinlan
Stephen Rea
Trailer

Today in Crazy




"I will break a forty on 'da curb and cut a bitch that bothers me on 'da phone - 'fo real. Now give me all yo money!"




Pat Robertson thinks god might send another hurrikin to destroy the Pennsylvania town where voters ousted theocratic members of their school board. The Christian extremists had sought to mandate the teaching of creation (aka intelligent design) in the district’s science classes. "I'd like to say to the good citizens of Dover: If there is a disaster in your area, don't turn to God. You just rejected him from your city," Robertson said on the Christian Broadcasting Network's "700 Club." Seattle Post-Intelligencer

In related news Rep. Thad Balkman, R-Norman says during the 2006 legislative session he will introduce a bill to require the teaching of intelligent design along with evolution in Oklahoma science classes. Balkman told the Associated Press: "I think most Oklahomans would agree that students are best served if they are exposed to all viewpoints, including the intelligent design theory, along with the theory of evolution. That would make for a more rounded educational experience.” "I'm a supporter of intelligent design to the extent that I believe that it is a theory on equal par with the theory of evolution." Balkman said.

A woman in northern Virginia has recently robbed four banks. She prefers Wachovia and she’ll cut a bitch that tries to interrupt her cell phone conversation while she’s holding a teller at gunpoint. Washington Post

UPDATE: Cell Phone Bandit Arrested

If Bill O’Reilly were President – heaven forbid and clutch the pearls – he’d give al Qaeda the go ahead to blow up San Francisco. Voters in San Fran OK’d a policy that discourages schools from allowing military recruiters on campus. CBS 5 San Francisco

Audio Book - Pompeii by Robert Harris


Dateline, August 79 AD: Marcus Attilius Primus, a young, savvy aquarius, or water engineer, has been sent from Rome as replacement for the AWOL Exomnius to ensure the proper maintenance of Aqua Augusta, the aqueduct that supplies Pompeii, Herculaneum and the towns on the Bay of Naples. Investigation into the problem of the aqueduct drying up and its failure to deliver its critical liquid payload uncovers not only municipal theft of water and graft of epic proportions but natural problems and concerns relating to Vesuvius and its pending eruption - tremors, pollution of the water with sulphur emissions, rockfalls, and shifts and bulges in the earth's surface, not to mention breakages and blockages in the aqueduct itself.

(More in comments)

Thursday, November 17, 2005

Newly Renovated

The office renovations are complete.

Surveillance footage natch...

Dorothy en Vogue


Check out this Annie Leibovitz photoshoot, published in the December Vogue, starring Kiera Knightly as Dorothy and random artist types as other characters from The Wizard of Oz. Love the mood of these photos! There are several depictions of the famed ruby slippers, but the Marc Jacobs glittery sandals are my favs, though the Miu Miu Mary Janes are pretty damned hot too.

Anne Get Your Gun & Knife

Grand National Gun & Knife Show
220 Exhibitors
December 3-4, 2005

Featuring: Modern and antique firearms, knives, ammunition, accessories, tools, western art, jewelry and collectibles of all types oh and dont forget mullets and beer guts.

Tulsa Fairgrounds, Expo Building

Tulsa Humane Society


Pete and I went to the Humane Society of Tulsa Sunday to look for a dog for me. I found a great dog her name is Kathy (will be changing her name) and she is a Brittany Spaniels. She was a very sweet dog and would be a good fit for me. I filled out an application for Kathy (I wish I have a photo of her) but here are some photos of the breed.

My roommate, was not open to the idea of me getting a dog. but I talked with him about it and took him down to meet Kathy
(I think she melted his heart). The last thing said was he is going to think about it. Anyways, I am not even sure that they will place Kathy with me. The woman working there said that there have been a lot of people looking at her but did not know how many people put in applications for her.

UPDATE: I talked with my roommate and he agreed that I could get a dog. but the bad news is that Kathy was adopted yesterday. I am sure she was placed in a good home.

discovery

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Touching Paris' Monkey


Well, actually it's not a monkey at all -- it's not even a primate -- but the press and gossip bloggers have been identifying it as such for the past several days. Seems the creature, named Baby Luv, attacked Paris in some Rodeo Drive lingerie boutique and then later got loose during a fashion show. I love this animal already.
Paris' new pet is actually a honey bear or kinkajou (props to Jared for correctly identifying it), a South American mammal that's kind of like a cross between a racoon and an oppossum.
The small mammal staff here at the zoo don't recommend these animals as pets: a) they're wild animals, b) they smell like ass.
Who am I kidding though. Now that Paris has one they will be all the rage and every anorexic bottle blond from New York to LA will be wearing a souped up jungle possum around her neck. Melissa???
BTW: love the white bobby pin in her hair. That's hot!

Monty Python Killer Rabbit Plush


There is only one thing left for you to do: Run Away! Run Away! thinkgeek

Channeling Dead Celebrities


Harry Potter is cool and all, but the movie I most want to see this weekend is Walk the Line - the Johnny Cash biopic also drops on the 18th. The movie looks great and is generating quite a bit of Oscar buzz.
Much as Jamie Foxx did for Ray, the actors went to great extremes to recreate the real life characters they portray. Joaquin Pheonix spent months first learning to play the guitar and then learning how to play (and hold the guitar) like the Man in Black. Pheonix and Reese Witherspoon, who plays June Carter Cash, also spent time with vocal, dialect and acting coaches to master the singing styles, speach and mannerisms of their subjects.
I haven't heard the full soundtrack (released Tuesday), but from the clips I'd say the efforts were successful. Pheonix sounds very much like Cash; a young Johnny Cash granted, but he definitely nails his distinctive sound even without the basso. He's especially effective on I Walk the Line and Ring of Fire. Perhaps even more impressive is Reese Witherspoon. I never would have given her credit for having the chops to take on this role, but after hearing the clips, especially Jackson, and seeing the trailer - she is June Carter. She might be taking the twang just a wee bit over the top, though.
I'm also looking forward to seeing Tyler Hilton, (One Tree Hill) who reportedly gives a virtuoso performance as Elvis Presley. The clips of his recordings sound technically good, but way too subdued for Elvis. Waylon Payne (godson of namesake Waylon Jennings and son of Willie Nelson's guitarist) sounds exactly like Jerry Lee Lewis. Also on the soundtrack are Johnathan Rice as Roy Orbison and Shooter Jennings as his father, Waylon Jennings.
Now let's see if the movie lives up to the hype and the soundtrack.

I Need Some Soldiers


You'll get a cool pair of boots that are totally free! video

"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."
—Albert Einstein

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire


as of 1:32pm Nov 15, 2005 it will be 2 days, 10 hrs, 26 mins until the movie opens.

Marguerite Megamix


Our favorite God Warrior is a budding Dance Diva. Mp3 [source]

John Cusack Makes Movies

And kicks ass.
John Cusack's latest contribution to the Huffington Post totally nails the current state of American politics and exactly what is at stake, e.g. everything. A definite must read. I'm so glad he's joined Arianna's little blog.

Related: Arianna and John have dinner with Ahmad Chalabi.

Trading Spouses: Meltdown


I found video... this woman is f*cked up.

TVgasm has a great review of the show.

Ringside


Has anyone seen the new Pontiac Torrent tv ad? Ok so I don't care about he car ... but I love the music, very Eels like. Hear a preview on Ringside's album on their website.

not in the other place

Monday, November 14, 2005

Pump Up The Volume


The technological advances of the iPod are truly astounding. Is there anything these things cannot do? [OJ, this one's for you]
The Sun UK
LoveHoney

ITS PEZ ... its a MP3 player


First Edition: PEZ Pal Boy
512 mb (holds around 120 songs)
USB 2.0
Plays MP3, WMA, WMA w/DRM
Compatible with Mac OS X
Compatible with Windows 98, ME, 2000, XP
Uses 1 AAA battery
Plug and Play
Drag and Drop
Can be used as a USB drive to store data files
Repeat play or Random Play
Store music in nested directories
Comes pre-loaded with great indie music
Lanyard hook
Comes with earbud headphones and USB cable
Limited run 1st edition
Both the packaging and player marked as 1st Edition.




I know I have been a little blog happy but I could not pass on this one.

Sony Bravia Commercial with Balls


This is one of the most gorgeous TV commercials I've seen in a long time, for the new Sony Bravia TV. Last July, Danish director Nicolai Fuglsig filmed 250,000 rubber balls bouncing down the streets of San Francisco. All the cars are props, because obviously these balls can dent. And the crew was required to wear protective helmets and shields. This is the result. Also, check out the behind-the-scenes videos.
(via Towleroad who thanks dave)

Music Review


But I have been listening to Nickel Creek Album This Side , The album on the whole is not worth the buy but there are a few songs that rock Spit On A Stranger, Young and Hanging By A Thread. I like most of the songs with the guy singing, His voice is a little young but I am sure it will get better. Also not a big fan of the girl (she make my ass itch). Beyond that their music is just amazing ... they really know there instruments.

I am looking forward to listening to there new ablum Why Should the Fire Die?

When I listen to Nickel Creek's music it reminds me of O Brother, Where Art Thou? and the soundtrak, Which one my my all-a-round favs (top 5).

Friday, November 11, 2005

Jealousy

Some friends of mine are seeing Gwen Stefani and Black Eyed Peas tonight in Dallas. Imagine, getting to hear My Humps, LIVE, followed by a rousing rendition of Hollaback Girl. Somehow that sounds a little bit like being in the innermost circle of hell to me.

I jest; I'm sure it will be a good show. Gwen will undoubtedly get it on with the Harajuku girls and if they're really lucky Fergie will pee her pants again.

I hope they took a camera.

There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
—Erma Bombeck

Hung Up

It's not nearly as funny as the kid who covered that O-Zone song - in fact, this one's kinda hard to watch. And I LOVES that fancy herringbone pattern wood paneling!

What happens on the internet(s) stays on the internet - forever.

via Queerty

Thursday, November 10, 2005

CBS and NBC refuse to air 30-second spot from United Church of Christ welcoming gays and minorities. "The 30-second commercial features two muscle-bound 'bouncers' standing guard outside a picturesque church and selecting which persons are permitted to attend Sunday services, and turning away apparent gays and persons of color. Written text interrupts the scene, announcing, 'Jesus didn’t turn people away. Neither do we.'" Watch ad. (via towleroad)

'Jesus Juice' Wine Marketed With Michael Jackson Crucification Imagery


California business partners Dawn Westlake and Bruce Rheins have submitted a patent request for a wine label which reads "Jesus Juice" and contains a Jesus and Michael Jackson-like image in a crucification pose. the two hope to market wine under the label and are currently seeking business partners (via Smoking Gunand AdRants)

cute face


















Found her today on my walk. Rather, she found me. Followed me for almost two miles.Does anyone want to adopt her?
Please feel free to email her photo to anyone who may be interested. She is about 4-5 months old and very sweet (aren't they all). julie@tulsafrontpage.com

From the real Julie not "The Other Julie"

Links

Hay guys just a reminder to check out the Links Sidebar and to add to it. I am more than happy to ad more links.......

Trading Spouses: Meltdown

Randallhead called me, from Dallas, last night to tell me to watch Trading Spouses: Meet Your New Mommy.

Wow. I am at a loss for words after watching a clip from an upcoming episode of Trading Spouses. I mean, I have seen a lot of crazy reality TV moments in the past few years, but this one wins the award for the most memorable meltdown ever. Marguerite Perrin, a devout Christian from Ponchatoula, LA, has a few things to say after her stressful experience on the show. You can now check out the clip at the Trading Spouses website. You just have to see it! (via realitytv.about.com)

I will be looking for the video today and try to post it.

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

I Confess...


I have an enormous erection and won't be able to leave my desk for some time.

I just finished listening to Confessions on a Dance Floor, the new Madonna album which comes out next week. Those of you who couldn’t care less may sod off now.

I won’t go into a lengthy review [I pretty much agree with Andy, though]. Suffice it to say the album is great, especially after her last two efforts. Madge has come out swinging and managed to stay fresh while paying tribute to her lengthy career all at the same time. There’s a heavy 80’s/disco vibe running through much of the album with hints of past hits running the gamut from Like a Prayer to Candy Perfume Girl. Yes, she has a Kaballah song, a fun tribute to NYC and a couple of songs that seem to say to her detractors, “Fuck off – let he who is without sin cast the first stone.” Stuart Price has outdone himself as producer – the remixes are going to be amazing.

So that’s it; she did it. She redeemed herself. She is still a marketing-whore genius. She is still Bitch Queen of the Universe, and as Robbie Williams said after seeing her perform at the MTV Europe Awards last week (pictured above), "She's amazing. She's an absolute legend. I can't believe she's 89 and looks like that."

Oh, and it’s in the other place.

WW

Back to where it all started.

They're BAAAAACK!


Not even 10:30 AM and I really need a drink. I guess Mayor Bubba needs an issue to rally the wingnut faction for his reelection campaign.

Special thanks to Channel 6 and the Tulsa World for sponsoring this un-needed yet inflammatory piece of "research". Way to stir the shit guys!

BTW: In the interest of fair and balanced reporting, neither this story nor the spot on Channel 6 evening news last night included a statement from the zoo or Tulsa Parks and we were given no notice the story was breaking.

I've posted the entire article in the comments.

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Some Like it Hot, Some in the Bathroom


So has anyone else heard about the two Carolina Panther Cheerleaders caught having sex. See at this point, this is where my heterosexual ways kick in and I think, damn that sounds hot. Kind of like some of you when you think about Frat boys. There has been reports the two girls have been released from the squad for behavior in violation of their contract. I guess titillating behavior is only acceptable during work hours. But there is good news, it looks like they will be landing on their feet, some of the Vikings players have already made them offers.

If you guys would like the full story I am providing a link.

Cheerleaders

Oh, and mug shots.

Time to Love


Stevie Wonder has a new album "A Time To Love". Hear NPR's Tom Moon Review.

Cell Phone

My cell phone was either lost or stolen. If you need to talk to me call my office number or email me.

Monday, November 07, 2005

Post Secret Book


The Hardcover book will be on sell Nov. 29, 2005.
















my fav this week is.

Friday, November 04, 2005

Mens Urinal


Wish there was a story with this photo.....

Fetish Ball


Tonight at Club Majestic

Be there or be... umm... spanked?

First Case of Bird Flu in Florida

Thursday, November 03, 2005

more fun with the camera


Possibilities

The album I’m raving about this week is Herbie Hancock’s collaborative album Possibilities. It was released at the end of August, but only recently came to my attention – I kept hearing Sting singing this new arrangement of Sister Moon and finally tracked down where it came from. What a fantastic album. Much like the Dolly Parton album I was gushing over last week, Hancock has put together an eclectic combo of established older performers and hot young singers with his sublime piano at the core. The instrumentation is fantastic, but Hancock lets the vocals the take center stage. There are really no weak tracks on an album like this, but it is so stylistically diverse some tracks are bound to appeal to you more than others.
Annie Lennox – Goddess of the Universe – delivers a haunting, delicate rendition of the Paula Cole/Peter Gabriel song Hush, Hush, Hush and Paul Simon’s tender I Do It for Your Love is one of the best things he’s done in years. And, of course, I’m in love with this sexy, sultry version of Sting’s Sister Moon. Lisa Hannigan and Damien Rice give us a moody twist on the Billy Holiday classic Don’t Explain and Hancock plays an instrumental number with Phish frontman Trey Anastasio.
Hancock chose an interesting mix of younger singers for the album. I would have never paired Johnny Lang – and his large-black-man-trapped-in-a-skinny-white-boy voice – with Joss Stone, but they rock the house in When Love Comes to Town. Lang is a phenomenon, but Stone really holds her own. The same can be said for John Mayer, who lives up to his hype with the peppy album opener, Stitched Up. The biggest surprise on the album, however, is Christina Aguilera on A Song for You. Who knew this bitch could sing? Girl’s got some pipes!
My only complaints with the album: I could have done without a new recording of I Just Called to Say I Love You and I wish Santana would go away for a while – I like the track, but that sound is getting a bit redundant.