Touching Paris' Monkey
Well, actually it's not a monkey at all -- it's not even a primate -- but the press and gossip bloggers have been identifying it as such for the past several days. Seems the creature, named Baby Luv, attacked Paris in some Rodeo Drive lingerie boutique and then later got loose during a fashion show. I love this animal already.
Paris' new pet is actually a honey bear or kinkajou (props to Jared for correctly identifying it), a South American mammal that's kind of like a cross between a racoon and an oppossum.
The small mammal staff here at the zoo don't recommend these animals as pets: a) they're wild animals, b) they smell like ass.
Who am I kidding though. Now that Paris has one they will be all the rage and every anorexic bottle blond from New York to LA will be wearing a souped up jungle possum around her neck. Melissa???
BTW: love the white bobby pin in her hair. That's hot!
posted by ThomG @ 4:36:00 PM
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OMG, it looks like Paris may have to give up her possum. Seems it's illegal in LA.
LOL. Let's start a campaign to find a home for Paris' jungle possum.
This is really serious guys; evidently La Hilton will have to find a home for the little bugger or the game warden's gonna put Baby Luv down...
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