Wednesday, August 31, 2005

What the #$*! Do We Know!?

This is a must see film. Rent it, Buy it, Borrow it, Put it in your Netflix Queue. SEE IT!!! No really see it.


I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
- Galileo Galilei

Monday, August 29, 2005

Ante Up

I see your Christian wingnuts and raise you completely batshit fucking crazy theocrats.

I've said it before: Oh, Canada, Oh, Canada!

Human Zoo

The London Zoo unveiled a new exhibition -- eight humans prowling around wearing little more than fig leaves to cover their modesty. Human Zoo

I wonder what Dan Hicks would think of this....

Religious "Wing Nut" Monday

Flying Spaghetti Monster Challenge to Intelligent Design

Another Religious Nut

What a fucking Jackass.

More on Robertson

But of course they did.

I couldn't have said it better myself. Oh wait...

Friday, August 26, 2005

What's This Man Trying To Sell?

Check out this campaign, currently running throughout western Europe.

Silly Americans, getting all excited over a tuft of hair...

Hint: this product also comes in black.


Thursday, August 25, 2005

The Australia Photo Dallas Didn't Share

Don't think I would ever get back on a surf board...

Make Your Own Bullshit Protector

Someone has lots of free time.


So did everyone get back into their own clothing last night?

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

New Zoo Logo

New Death Cab For Cutie

MTV is giving us a sneak peak (a stream of the entire album) at Plans, the upcoming Death Cab for Cutie release. I've been listening to it all day. A bit different from their older stuff; some would probably say more mainstream, commercial, whatever. I actually like it better.

Adobe After Effects

Does anyone have After Effects or some Mac program that can do the same work?

I Love This Man

Bill Moyer, 73, wears a "Bullshit Protector" flap over his ear while President George W. Bush addresses the Veterans of Foreign Wars. [AP Photo/Douglas C. Pizac]

Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Everyone's Favorite Topic

The French sometimes refer to an orgasm as "la petite mort" or "little death" - you know those French, so morbid - alluding to that all too brief out of body experience. Beautiful Agony is a website dedicated to catching this moment on film, and collecting your $14.95/month subscription fee (yes, there are free samples). Regular folk video themselves in the act and submit it to Beautiful Agony. The chosen few are placed on the site (and paid!). You can't see what they're doing, though it's often obvious; you just see their faces - their O face if you will.

You gotta love the Internets!

Update: you might want to hit mute before you try the sample below. The audio is NSFW for most of us.

play .wmv

play .mpg


Pat Robertson calls for Assassination


I can't believe Pat calls himself Christian.

Monday, August 22, 2005

Dolce & Gabbana ads have sunk to a new low

Dolce & Gabbana story

Dolce & Gabbana website check out the B&W ads.

You have everything if you have your health....

An excerpt from Dr. Lark's Wellness E-Newsletter. An FYI for the lady bloggers and those who have women they care about. Of course, there could be other ways to care for breasts that are much, much less clinical....

thanks for letting me post.

Favorite find of 8/22/05

The Viewmaster as personal documentary device. Any other humble toys of childhood put into the service of Art?

Never Twice

T-Shirt Contest

For those of you who want to enter a design for the t-shirt contest.

rule: One color
Deadline: September 7th

Contest will be held up for a vote.

I am still checking on priceing...

Friday, August 19, 2005

Software KVM Switch

Teleport PR3

With teleport, you can use one keyboard and one mouse to control multiple Macs on a local network. Instead of a hardware KVM switch, teleport uses a clever bit of software engineering that works much like screen spanning. You install and activate teleport on each Mac; then you arrange the virtual displays on the master computer. When you move the mouse cursor off the edge of one screen, it moves onto one of the others–you can then use your mouse and keyboard as if they were connected to that computer.

Price: Free

Postcard From NY

Hello gang and greetings from NYC. Just got back to the hotel [blogging via internet TV is kinda cool] after playing the part of Midwestern tourist for a while. My meeting with these guys went very well, although I felt like a little boy dressed up in his dad's clothes and I expected Ashton Kutcher to burst into the room at any moment to tell me I'd been Punk'd.

I expressed my enthusiasm for working with Modern Bride or Lucky, but once they learned that I've already lived through The Devil Wears Prada, they think I might do well at Vogue. Well, we'll see what happens. As I've said I'm not getting my hopes up.

I'm meeting a friend here at the hotel [where I just learned you can actually buy a condo - fuck me] for a drink and then we're off to do a little shopping and on to dinner in the Meatpacking District.

I'll be back in T-town tomorrow. - TTFN

Karate Master

Master this

Thursday, August 18, 2005

Aeon Flux

Charlize Theron is HOT!!

Aeon Flux

Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Green Queen

The Jolly Green Giant's twink boyfriend...

Pussycat Mashup

DJ Earworm gives us his take on this summer's guilty pleasure - namely "Don't Cha" by the eponymous Pussycat Dolls. He scrambles up PCD with a little Newcleus and Marvin Gaye for even more fun: Don't Cha (Wish Your Cyborg Could Dance Like Me).

Mashups are typically a mixed bag. Some folks are incredibly good at it though. Earworm is one of these people - he knows music and he has a great sense of humor. I'm still in love with his "Stairway to Bootleg Heaven" mashup combining Dolly Parton's send up of the Zeppelin classic with the likes of The Eurythmics, Pat Benatar and the Beastie Boys. And Scissor Sisters fans must check out "No One Takes Your Freedom" (which works incredibly well) and "We Need a Filthy War."

Monday, August 15, 2005

I feel that Whiskey Wednesday has become so popular we should start marketing it more. So I've developed a package design once we make our own whiskey. Tell me what you think. Later we will work on flavor, any ideas.

Gorillaz - Demon Days

Does anyone have this CD? Thinking about buying it but not getting a clear picture from iTunes (damn 30sec preview). I really like Feel Good Inc..

Balloon Bowl

This looks like it would be a lot of fun.

Friday, August 12, 2005

Caption It: Part Deux

Rumor has it that Courtney Love has fallen off the wagon (yet again). Gee, ya think? What was your first clue?

Let the Hole jokes begin.

TR3NT has more of my favorite celebrity trainwreck.

Mac Hacks Allow OS X on PCs

Is this a good thing? Let the geek on begin

50's Style Instructional Video

Billy's Dad

(Thom or Daniel... Is the dad that guy from QAF?)

Thursday, August 11, 2005

Quality Entertainment in T-Town

This might be interesting to attend...or not.

Caption It

Tuesday, August 09, 2005


Last night when I was on my walk, I came across a family of 7 Raccoons. They were climbing out of the drainage ditch. It was my first time to see a raccoon, in person. They were very cute.

Monday, August 08, 2005

I'd Like Mine With Extra Sauce

Check out this ad from a New Zealand pizza parlor. I'm thinking Hideaway should jump on this trend right now before Mazzio's beats them to the punch...


POSITION: Web Architect
STATUS: Professional
SALARY: Negotiable
REPORTS TO: Assistant Vice President for Institutional Advancement and Marketing


RESPONSIBILITIES: Responsible for creating and coordinating all aspects of the university web-site through extensive collaboration with team members, unit representatives and external constituents. The primary focus of the position is to create and maintain a high-quality web-site for use as a high-level communication tool that is user-friendly, interactive and achieves marketing and public relations results. Continual research and a thorough understanding of the unique aspects of marketing and education in a technical university environment are critical components of this position. The Web Architect is expected to be knowledgeable of emerging trends and incorporate best practices in hardware, software and internet technologies, particularly those related to web design and management, multi-media, web-based learning and marketing. The candidate must be able to facilitate communication and work proactively with campus units and individuals to ensure quality, consistency, accuracy and timeliness with regard to production schedules and deployment dates. Ensures that all information that is maintained on the Web-site is accurate, reliable and current.

MINIMUM QUALIFICATIONS: Associate degree required, Bachelor degree preferred from accredited college or university with evidence of continual self-initiated learning. Minimum of three years related work experience applicable to the duties listed in the job description. Individual must possess excellent oral and written communication skills in order to write clearly, concisely and creatively. Must have excellent human relation skills and the ability to interface with diverse audiences. Must be able to handle multiple tasks, prioritize and resolve conflicts as necessary. Committed to working as a team player, taking initiative, assuming responsibility and modeling a positive and professional demeanor at all times. Advanced computer skills to include CSS, PHP, word processing, spreadsheets, database, project management and electronic communications, but more importantly the ability to use specific software associated with web-based technologies that are interactive, flexible, and visual. Adept at transforming sound, graphics, and text, animation and video into compelling packages of information for learning strategies. Must be able to use digital still and video cameras to produce compelling, creative images. The Web Architect must be able to apply creative skills and technical knowledge to achieve the outcome of attracting and influencing prospective students and other consumers through design concepts. Under certain conditions, some stated qualifications might be substituted with approved combinations of education and experience. Final candidates will be required to complete a battery of characteristic analysis instruments and must meet IRCA compliance requirements. A background check will be arranged through Human Resources.

Human Resource
1801 E. 4th
Administration Building
Okmulgee, OK 74447
(918) 293-5240

Sunday, August 07, 2005

I Just Want Bang Bang Bang

Someone managed to create a Flash video for Group X.

bang bang bang

How'd They Do That?

This project is pretty cool. I'd love to know how they came up with the concept and then put it all together.

Zoom Quilt

Poop Flinging has Evolved!

Why not send a Fecalgram?


Friday, August 05, 2005


POOP-FREEZE™ is a specially formulated aerosol freeze spray that, upon contact, forms a frosty film on dog poop (or cat poop) to harden the surface for easy pick-up. POOP-FREEZE is a great companion to a pooper scooper for clean fast dog poop or cat poop disposal.

POOP-FREEZE is non-flammable, contains no CFC’s and is perfect for both outside and indoor use. Totally safe for both humans and pets when used as directed. Great product testimonials have been given to POOP-FREEZE for dog poop and cat poop removal. POOP-FREEZE, a pooper scooper and dog poop waste bags are the perfect solutions to fast and easy dog poop and cat poop removal.


Thursday, August 04, 2005

Formica Next

Formica Corporation is sponsoring a contest to create a pattern for their line of laminates. Grand prize winner gets a G5, display and royalties. The 4 runners up get G5s and displays. All will be flown to New York in January for a reception. I'm entering with some Interior Designers I work with.

HP Photosmart TV Ad

For those of you who enjoy the HP Photosmart TV ad that highlights the guy freezing photos of himself, NBC Dateline ran a story about “how did they do that?” The video clip is really fun and available for viewing until 8/8/05. I have downloaded it and can email it to anyone if they don't get this before it expires.

HP Photosmart TV ad

Kahlen Gets Fugged

I suppose this is a bit of an honor for our little Kahlen. Lucky for her, they did not critique her hair and makeup.

Get Behind "National Anal Sex Month"

SAN FRANCISCO (Wireless Flash) -- Here's a holiday we can all get behind: August is "National Anal Sex Month."

For the last three years, the Good Vibrations sex toy shop in San Francisco has celebrated August as "Anal Sex month" because, as spokeswoman Niki Khanna says, "the month has a lot of A's."

Khanna believes having a whole month dedicated to anal sex means people aren't as touchy about the subject as in years past.

However, she says the big challenge is convincing people that the activity doesn't "...have to involve penetration. Some people just like being touched on the tip."

She's got a busy few weeks ahead of her because Anal Sex Month is already one-third completed. Khanna is just getting the word out because she admits she got behind in her work.


Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Hillary Takes Out the Trash

I'm not entirely sure how I feel about Hillary in 2008. Maybe if she ran with Oprah on the ticket... But suffice it to say she'll need better creative than this ad currently running in New Hampshire. It is kinda cute though. Reminds me of the Saturday morning cartoon spoofs on SNL, and the message is definately on target.

Monday, August 01, 2005

Anyone want a Gmail account?

I have 47 invitations to give out if you'd like a Gmail account. They're invitation only during the Beta testing. You'd have a good chance of getting an email address that's worth a damn (not

Just send me your email address if you'd like one.