Solent Green anyone?
Blood into food
Watch Me Change
Create your own stipper with this promotional piece from Gap. I think dj whut should work on a Whiskey Wednesday version of this called Watch Me Get Drunk or maybe Watch Me Get Drunk and Pick Up Barely Legal Girls/Boys...
Bowling
We are going bowling tonight, I hope everyone can meet us there. Sheridan lanes at 7.
Bet He Hates The Rain
I used to do chalk drawrings like
these, but it just became such a bore...
12 Things You Didn't Know You Didn't Know
Did you know...
1.It is impossible to lick your elbow.
2.A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.
3.A shrimp's heart is in its head.
4.In a study of 200,000 ostriches, over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.
5.It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
6.A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
7.More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.
8.Horses can't vomit.
9.The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
10.If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. And, if you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.
11.Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.
12.Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
Pulled
Sing-Along Songs
For Children W/Short Attention Spans
Ze Frank has done it again with this lovely little
song.
Monday Funny
The FCC has fined Jim Henson Productions $1 billion after this weekend's wardrobe malfunction. The incident has left millions of children unable to ingest bacon and otherwise scarred for life.
Mr. Gisby's Totally Gay Pet Shop
Here's couple of strips from Andrew Georgiou's comic stip Mr. Gisby's Totally Gay Pet Shop. Hilarious stuff. I love me some Chicolitta.
sad news
Got word from the doctor today ... "Jason your cholesterol is not ideal."
No more "The Works" for me. *sob*
ETCHED IN STONE
Not the best short I have ever seen, but it's worth a chuckle.
Etched
Danna Drank the Kool Aid
And I think she ordered a venti...
The whole zoo/creation exhibit thing has largely blown over, but we're still getting lots of response from those poor Christians which everyone at the zoo hates and has made it our mission to persecute. This is one of my favorites of the emails we've received. I've taken no liberties - this is verbatim.
THis is primarily to the Board of Directors that voted not to have the creation display!
SHAME, SHAME, SHAME on ALL OF U!
What is UR problem?
THis absolutely makes my blood boil!!!!!!!!!!!How DARE ANY of u to take it upon urselves this kind of decision and NOT put it to a vote of the citizens! WE are the ones that keep that ZOO running! Well I choose NOT to patronize the Tulsa ZOO anylonger!
By the way, did u ask God what he thought about it?
I dare u to ask him! U CANNOT take ur next breath without his permission!
GOD Bless America!
In GOD WE TRUST!
Danna
Now read the article that Daniel linked to and tell me why we're still living in Jesusland.
Blow Out
So what do you do when your Lycra gives out during the middle of the Tour de France?
Gives a whole new meaning to cover your ass...
PostSecret
Here's another oldie from my favorites list.It's a place to share your deepest, darkest secret, and people submit some pretty intense stuff.
Cowboy Love
Here's the poster for Ang Lee's adaptation of Annie Proulx's
Brokeback Mountain due out this fall. I've been looking forward to this release for many reasons, only one of which is Jake Gyllenhaal. It's a great story, but since it's only about 50 pages it will be very interesting to see how it's turned into a movie. It'll either be amazing or really bad - no in between. But getting a rather explicit (at least in print) gay cowboy love story produced with two A-list actors and an amazing director is quite an accomplishment.
And I love the tagline:
Love is a Force of Nature. That would seem to hint that they will not back down the original storyline too much.
Via Towleroad
Tattooed Fruit
How cool is
this.
Toilet You Make Me Laugh
Watch "Leave it to Bush" 1 and 2 for a heart-felt laugh and a warm fuzzy feeling.
The Toilet
WW - Ireland
John &
Scott are going to be showing us photos from there trip this Wednesday.
Hope you all can make it.
Bowling next week?
It's Kinda Like Netflix
Look at this happy couple. There is nothing like the joy of trying before you buy. And at only $19 a month. What a bargain!
They're not quite up and running yet, but they are looking for beta testers. Schroger?
Frak Me
The season premier of
Battlestar Galactica was so
Frak'n awsome!
Starbucks a girl and
Jamie Bamber as Apollo.
And then there was one
Hey guys, sorry for flaking last week. I wanted to join you but I've been slammed here at work. They let Elizabeth go so I am now the sole designer here at work. And I must say, it SUCKS! AHHHHHHHH.
I wanted to join you tonight, but unfortunately I am broke. No funds, no fun, you know how it goes. I hope you all have a great night, drink some hard stuff for me. I hope to see all soon.
What Will Focus on the Family Say?
Meet Mina and Peter, hosts of Planned Parenthood's new Flash PSA "How Pregnancy Happens."
Watch it
here and email it to a friend.
Whiskey Wednesday
Is anyone interested in bowling for Whiskey Wednesday? We could go to Sheridan Lanes...or we could plan it for next week.
Battlestar
Season 2 premieres Friday July 15!!!
Sheepish Suicide Pact
Things must be getting pretty rough in Turkey.
1500 sheep attempt suicide; 450 succeed. Imagine how those 1050 poor slobs who failed must feel.
Roast mutton in the suq tonight!
Tech News
High-Speed internet access over power lines.
Link
MocoLoco
The coolest f*cking
faucet ever!!
Co-Op
In the current Tulsa People magazine there is an article about a company called TriArch (pronounced Tri-Ark, yeah, they can't spell for shit). Anyway, these guys blatantly ripped off our copyrighted architectural concept. What I need is someone who can be legitimate enough to get some of their brochures of their company. They supposedly are passing off work they did with our company as their own. I need proof of that.
These guys are smart, in the sense that they would smell a rat a mile away, but not smart enough to pass off other people's work as their own publicly and get away with it.
Anyone have a suggestion for a covert operation?
super 8 film
Does anyone know where I could get some super 8 film? I would like to get some that might have a home movie exposed on it but unexposed would work.
Call the camera places and they don't care it.
Thanks for your help.
a saucy surprise
Something to add to your Amazon wishlist."...the book's simple, step-by-step instructions help even the creatively challenged to transform a drab piece of paper into a saucy surprise."
A Victory for Us Heathens
The Tulsa Parks Board has reversed their previous decision. There will be no Biblical creationist display at Tulsa Zoo.
At least for now...
WW T-Shirt Design Contest
We have a Name, Place and a Blog... I think we need a T-Shirt.
Design a t-shirt, I would say one to two colors.
Start working on your ideas... I will have deadline, rules and how they will be judged in a couple of weeks. If you have any input into this please let me know.
Tulsa Zoo on NPR
NPR aired a story on Morning Edition. Check it out, you can listen with Real Player.
Tulas Zoo Storyor
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=4731156"
Basic Instinct 2: Risk Addiction
I did not see the first one so I can't judge ... yes I can. "What the hell are they thinking!?"
BI 2
IT'S WEDNESDAY!!
You know where we are going to be... and you know when.
See you there.
Katja Knoblich
I found this fabuous german Designer/illustrator.
Katja Knoblich Click on Arbeiten and Ausstellungen to see her work.
Jumping The Shark
a term to describe a moment when somethin that was once great has reached a point where it will now decline in quality and popularity.
Origin of this phrase comes from a Happy Days episode where the Fonz jumped a shark on waterskis. Thus was labeled the lowest point of the show.
When did Voyager jump the shark?
A. Seven of Nine
B. The Year of Hell
C. Chakotay's vision quests
D. Day one
jump the shark
One Word
OK. I never, ever thought I would find myself uttering (or typing) these words, but I'm totally in love with the new Kelly Osbourne single. It was in heavy rotation at the Chicago clubs and I was smitten before I even knew it was her.
The video is an uber-chic 60's Spy vs. Spy sorta thing and Kelly looks amazing.
Check it out for
yourself.
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
The new Harry Potter book comes out on July 16th.
Just to let you know, I will not be taking phone calls, emails or knocks on my door for three days after the release.
I'm Feeling Sick To My Stomach
SCOTUS Justice Sandra Day O'Connor announces retirement.
And all hell breaks loose...
Moleskine
bgelder's
post, reminded me of these great
notebooks,
diaries and
sketch books.
The
history is very interesting also. Not sure if we can buy them in the states yet. But they are very cool.
"I never travel without my notebook. One should always have something sensational to read in the train." —Oscar Wilde