Whiskey Wednesday: 06/01/2006

Condom On

Sales Call

Spider-Man 3 Trailer

The Spider-Man 3 teaser trailer has hit the internet(s). This looks so cool. I can't wait!

I never thought I'd be a fan of comic book movies, but the Spider-Man and X-Men franchises won me over. OK, actually those are the ONLY two that have been any good. We'll see about the new Superman. The reviews I've read haven't exactly been glowing.

I <3 Stephen Colbert

Colbert is at the top of the homosexual agenda's list of people to turn gay. So, it's time for a very special edition of Threat Down; the Homo-sexy Edition. Brazilliant! [Queerty]

Dust in the Wind

Austin's Scott Wade uses paint-brushes and his fingers to paint incredibly detailed art-scenes in the dust that accumulates on the windows of his Mini Cooper. See more of his work here

Jealous Animals

Three commercials for the Toronto Zoo. My fav is the cat.

Tech Toy

Cool gadget for you to decorate your desktop or notebook!

How to Avoid being Arrested by Cops

A former ACLU staffer has produced a great, 45-minute video on understanding your rights when you get pulled over by a cop. video

light fixture made from human hair

This chandelier made from human hair uses high voltage to create an anenome-like effect. Be sure to check out the video.

via boing boing

KD

KD sleeping after a long day of play at Grandma's house.

cute animation

Phobias

Womb environment 'makes men gay'

A man's sexual orientation may be determined by conditions in the womb, according to a study.

Previous research had revealed the more older brothers a boy has, the more likely he is to be gay, but the reason for this phenomenon was unknown. full story on BBC News

Dark Sided

Regular Malcontent readers will recall here fascination with Marguerite Perrin. The “Rev.” Marune is more than a little miffed that there are people who find Perrin’s hyperbolic rants amusing.

Marune, who wears trucker caps and women’s glasses that are too large for his face, focuses his wrath on late-night host “James” Kimmel, who — like many of us — had poked fun at the gap-toothed God Warrior.

In this video — all of which is worth watching — Marune spells out his grievance against Kimmel, then manages to confront the bemused TV personality directly in an attempt to save his soul, which Kimmel seems willing to trade for a delicious brownie.

If this whole thing is just a clever viral video intended to scare up viewers for a ratings-starved talk-show host, it is pretty brilliant. But there is a daft sincerity to Marune that makes me want to say: I believe!

via Malcontent

Spaloo Nun

I'm kind of at a loss for words........

Mucho Music

Try before you buy.

AOL Music's "Full CD Listening Party" is loaded with good stuff this week. Check out Keane's brilliant sophomore effort Under the Iron Sea, Willie Nelson The Complete Atlantic Sessions, a new Counting Crows concert album, New Amsterdam, a greatest hits album from the amazing Paula Cole (loves her), Nelly Furtado's latest and a hot summer dance compilation from DJ Armand Van Helden.

Listen to the new Dashboard Confessionals album at mtvU [Media Player].

Hear the single that will engage your gag reflex by midAugust. Beyoncé's "Deja Vu", featuring Jay-Z, natch. Yeah, deja vu; it sounds like the same old shit.

Finally, meet my new future ex-husband, Jay Brannon. If you likey, you can download a couple of tracks for free at his website. Be sure to read his bio.

Sugar Baby Love

Questions: How many super cool European AIDS awareness ads have we posted on this blog? How many American?

I <3 The Boss

Bruce Springsteen gets in a jab at Ann Cuntler and calls CNN's Soledad O'Brien an idiot to her face (and she doesn't even notice). [Via AMERICAblog]

Footnote: Musicians, and artists of all kinds, for that matter, have used their craft to make political statements throughout human history. Springsteen, Neil Young, the Dixie Chicks, et al are carrying on a very long tradition - and one that is particularly American. Why do Republicans hate American History?

Photo Portfolio

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Originally uploaded by jaynova.

I need some help with my photo portfolio. When you have a minute or two would you look through my photos and pick the best.

+ for yes
- for no
~ for maybe

portfolio

The Nightmare of Cancelling AOL

I <3 80's Music Videos

Blog Lovers

Here's another group participation post. Blog Lovers is your chance to share some of your favorite blogs.

I'll start off with Made in Brazil. Brazil and all things Brazilian continue to be hot, hot, hot, and this site by a Brazilian fashionista who splits his time between Rio and NYC definitely fits the mold. He's obsessed with Brazilian supermodels (are they all Brazilian now?), couture, speedos, fotologs (apparently a Brazilian national passtime) hot djs and telenovela stars. Made in Brazil is also generous enough to share members only pics from the Brazilian zine Terra's "The Boy" feature. This month we meet Rafael Lazzini. I've never wanted to be a guitar so badly...

More SWC

Trailer and clips from the movie event of the year.

Strangers With Candy - July 7th

Ghost or no?

When this car ad was shot in Britain, they couldn't figure out what the white mist was that appeared alongside the car just as it clears the middle of the screen. What they found out later was that someone had been killed in a car accident in that very area. Ghost or no? Decide for yourself.

Golden Girls in the City

This hilarious bit from Robot Chicken on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim has been making the rounds... but just in case you missed it.

WTF!!

Gay Marriage by Mark Fiore

Mark Fiore is a San Francisco cartoonist and animator whose work also appears in the Washington Post, L.A. Times and other publications.

Bring on the Freak Show

Following up on the Southern Baptist theme, the country's largest Protestant denomination is currently holding their annual convention and guess who showed up. That's right, the batshit crazy wingnuts of Westboro Baptist Church, are protesting the convention. Queerty has video of an encounter between Shirley Phelps-Roper and a SBC pastor.

I haven't the stomach to watch it yet, but evidently she tells him "the Convention is a whorehouse and a leper colony that worships the idol of the U.S. flag, where the red represents the rectal blood of fags." In the words of Auntie Mame: How vivid.

Sordid TV

LOGO announced it's new season lineup yesterday, with four new shows, including Sordid Lives - The Series. Details are scarce, but Del Shores (Queer as Folk), the writer who penned both the stage and film versions of the story, is on board. Shores stated early on he was trying to get as many original cast members on board as possible - Leslie Jordan (Will & Grace) is confirmed to reprise his role as Brother Boy. The series is a prequel to the movie, beginning the day that Tammye Wynette dies.

If you have no idea what I'm talking about, stop whatever you're doing right now and go rent the movie. It's low budget, but a masterpiece nonetheless. It's all about a white trash Southern Baptist family from east Texas as they gather for the funeral of the family matriarch, who died after she tripped over her lover's wooden legs in a seedy motel room. Starring Olivia Newton-John, Delta Burke, Beau Bridges, Leslie Jordan and Bonnie Bedelia among others. Below are the closing credits lip synch from the movie and a trailer (which doesn't do the film justice at all).

In related Del Shores news. A film version of his play Southern Baptist Sissies is in pre-production. Leslie Jordan will reprise the role of Peanut Leroy. Learn all about the world of Del Shores at www.seasonofshores.com

Update: Something is wrong with the youtube trailer. Here's another.

How Bout Some Spleaf With Those Cabinets?

Home Depot shoppers find bricks of marijuana and coke in new bathroom cabinets. Street value of nearly $400K.

How often do you see the word ganja used in a CNN headine?

OKM goes to the Devil

The Devil Wears Prada opens June 30th. Hope we can get a group of us to go see it.

morning cup of hottness

Casino Royale

Place your bid

This guy is selling 10 hours of his Right-Brain on Ebay.

Slogan Generator

Hours of fun and enjoyment. Hat tip to Steve.

Random thought...

Is the "DoubleShot Coffee Guy" really a double shot?

morning cup of crazy

The Gay Pimp - Lookin' Cute Feelin' Cute

exploding dog

Sam draws pictures, from titles that get sent to him. explodingdog

Momentum

Anyone wanna go to this?

The New Job

I've told some of you already because I was about to explode, but now it's official: I've accepted the job as executive director of Tulsa Garden Center effective July 1 (yes, a new website is on the agenda).

Mascot Roommate

OMG! This looks exactly like something we would do if someone we knew was doing this for a living.

Lemon Jelly - Ducks

Ze Frank has a Wikipedia page

If you have not seen the show then you are not a sports racer. And if you are not a sports racer ... well that is just sad.

wikipedia

Really you idiots, I sometimes hate Oklahoma

How in the hell does the idea that we are killers make the news. News Channel 6 headline "Bombs That Killed Al-Zarqawi Were Built In McAlester" I think I will puke now.

Rocky Mountain Oysters

"Let them eat cake!"

This Kenneth Cole billboard is witty ... but somehow read wrong to me.

adrants

For Jason

Your subscription is on the way. I've got one for John too... [Queerty]

Ever Get That Feeling???

Please Pray

Joshua Jantz is running for the Oklahoma Senate for District 46 in OKC. Here's a little direct mail piece he sent out recently. Place a hedge of thorns around the district??? Jesus, Mary and Joseph!

I pray the separation of church and state which our founding fathers worked so hard to establish can survive this extremist onslaught.

Josh says he would love to hear from you. Why don't you take the time to ask that he kindly keep his religion out of your government? I did. It was therapeutic.

Diet Coke & Mentos

This is amazing video. The first part of this video demonstrates a simple geyser, and the second part shows just how extreme it can get. Over one hundred jets of soda fly into the air in less than three minutes.

EepyBird

Mystery Solved

"We’ve wiped the slate clean as to whom we think our fans are, but we do think we have more liberals and more gay men behind us. We have a gay hairdresser and gay makeup artist who are with us every single day, so they fill us in."
-- Natalie Maines, The Advocate.

We love you girls too, and now we know why you're looking so fucking fabulous these days.

Jesus, Give Me A Homerun

This really makes me want to throw up.

Maybe a Church would have been better.

The new and improved wedding crasher!

I <3 Kathy Griffin

Kathy Griffin was on the Today Show this morning to have breakfast with Al Roker and discuss the premiere of the second season of Kathy Griffin: My Life of the D List. Kathy took the opp to nail Ann "Desiccated Cunt" Coulter, who appeared earlier in the program. Poor wretched Ann. Do you think she'd be happier if she just chopped off her penis? Anyway, watch the clip of Kathy and if you want to feed the troll, you can watch Ann spew more of her tired, tired bile. [Good As You via Queerty]

My Life on the D List premieres tonight on GayTV, I mean Bravo. Guess it's time to reconnect the cable...

Same-sex marriage ban, GOP sexual hypocrisy

Marriage is under attack - by Republicans who get blown by hookers

rainbow

I took this on my way to work this morning.

This week @ PostSecret

Persephone's Bees

My newest music love is Persephone's Bees. Their debut album "Notes from the Underworld" will be out this month. Angelina Moysov is hot and so is her voice. Their first song was "City of Love" that was featured in the not so great movie "Bewitched".

Red Rain

They're here... Very interesting.

Love Lips

If you've got some time to kill, this is almost as good as Monk-E-Mail. OK, so nothing is really THAT good, but it's fun to change languages and such...

Knowledge

Streamin' Hot Summer Tunes

This week's AOL Music "Full CD Listening Party" includes three great dance compilations - among other things.

Be careful with Out Anthems, though. I was playing that yesterday morning. I left the office for a bit, only to return to find the words "work this pussy" on repeat, blaring at full volume.

A Sign of the Apocalypse?

Anna Nicole Smith puts an end to rumors - yes, she is pregnant. I know ya'll been awondrin'.

If by some miracle this child manages to be born with all it's limbs and a semi-functional cerebral cortex, it will surely be the Antichrist. CNN

A Story To Watch

Today seems to be a politics day... Rolling Stone is set to publish a major story, written by Robert F. Kennedy Jr, outlining how the 2004 Election was stolen in Ohio by a high-level scheme. Story will be online today and will hit newstands tomorrow. Evidently there will be a media campaign launched in conjunction with the story. More. Via Raw Story.

Story is now online.

Priceless

via Queerty

Good News!

Though it may seem like it at times, Oklahoma is NOT the most backward place in the country - there are at least four other states "ahead" of us on that score [explore the interactive map here]. But fear not, our legislators and Christian extremists (which are usually one and the same) are working hard to make sure South Dakota doesn't have anything on us. Time to fight back folks!

Hattip to Towleroad

Remember this the next time you hear an Okie talking disparaging about Texas or Arkansas - our two favorite whipping posts. While hardly progressive, both of these states are lightyears ahead of us on these social issues.

Whiskey Wednesday

Friday, June 30, 2006

Condom On

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Sales Call

Spider-Man 3 Trailer

I <3 Stephen Colbert

Dust in the Wind

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

How to Avoid being Arrested by Cops

light fixture made from human hair

KD

cute animation

Phobias

Womb environment 'makes men gay'

Monday, June 26, 2006

Dark Sided

Spaloo Nun

Friday, June 23, 2006

Mucho Music

Sugar Baby Love

I <3 The Boss

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Photo Portfolio

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Blog Lovers

More SWC

Ghost or no?

Monday, June 19, 2006

Golden Girls in the City

Friday, June 16, 2006

WTF!!

Thursday, June 15, 2006

Bring on the Freak Show

Sordid TV

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

How Bout Some Spleaf With Those Cabinets?

OKM goes to the Devil

morning cup of hottness

Place your bid

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Random thought...

morning cup of crazy

Monday, June 12, 2006

The Gay Pimp - Lookin' Cute Feelin' Cute

exploding dog

Momentum

The New Job

Lemon Jelly - Ducks

Friday, June 09, 2006

Rocky Mountain Oysters

"Let them eat cake!"

For Jason

Thursday, June 08, 2006

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Please Pray

Diet Coke & Mentos

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Mystery Solved

Jesus, Give Me A Homerun

Maybe a Church would have been better.

I <3 Kathy Griffin

Monday, June 05, 2006

rainbow

Saturday, June 03, 2006

Friday, June 02, 2006

Red Rain

Love Lips

Streamin' Hot Summer Tunes

A Sign of the Apocalypse?

Thursday, June 01, 2006

A Story To Watch

Good News!

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