Thursday, January 12, 2006

The Week in Crazy

This Week: Say Anything! Stories of the radical right pulling outrageous statements from their nether regions. And we just continue to let them get away with it...

Bush Minor staged a series of events along the Gulf Coast today. He had his photo made with black people, looked into his crystal speedball to predict a building boom across the region (gee, ya really thing so George) and took time to promote tourism in NOLA:

"It may be hard for you to see, but from when I first came here to today, New Orleans is reminding me of the city I used to come to visit," he said. "It's a heck of a place to bring your family. It's a great place to find some of the greatest food in the world and some wonderful fun.
"And for folks around the country who are looking for a great place to have a convention, or a great place to visit, I'd suggest coming here to the great New Orleans," said Bush, seated before a colorful mural depicting jazz musicians, a river boat, masked Mardi Gras revelers and crawfish.


The AP followed the quote above with this statement:
Many New Orleans neighborhoods are still abandoned wastelands, with uninhabitable homes, no working street lights and sidewalks piled with moldy garbage. The levee system is as vulnerable as ever. Barely a quarter of the 400,000 people who fled have come back, demographers estimate.
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Sounds like a lovely getaway!

The next two fall in the category of people I'd rather not give coverage. Like Fred Phelps, if enough of us just ignore them, they will dry up and die. But these were just too crazy good!

Bill O'Reilly thinks that were Stalin alive today, he'd be the spokesperson for UNICEF. Yes, you read that correctly: Stalin = UNICEF. He was responding to Harry Belafonte calling Bush a terrorist or something... Here, just read it for yourself - I can't even begin... He also says that no one cares about Belafonte, EXCEPT AARP. I'm sure old Harry will be heartbroken, seeing how AARP represents a gazillion Americans and is one of the most powerful lobbying blocs in the country.

Anne Coulter aka Cuntess of Menstrual Chunks, blesses us with this wisdom:
"In the history of the nation, there has never been a political party so ridiculous as today's Democrats. It's as if all the brain-damaged people in America got together and formed a voting bloc." She also said "the sole item on the Democrats' agenda is abortion," later adding that the party stands for "the right of women to have unprotected sex with men they don't especially like." [via]

I can't believe this bitch actually buys into half the shit that spews from her hole, but, hey, the shtick sells books and gets her facetime on FOX.


Crazy bits:

Pat Robertson apologizes for Sharon remarks. Think it had anything to do with this?

Religious zealots who have declared war on Planned Parenthood take drastic action, declare keychains offensive to, "just about everyone in the country." Really?

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