Wednesday, January 11, 2006

The Darwin Awards

Stupid people are like children, peeing in the crystal clear waters of our gene pool. Occasionally, a stupid person moves us one step closer to our goal of an adult swim by removing himself from the gene pool in a fashion that can only be referred to as morbidly hilarious.

And then there's the award that dares to step away from our "culture of life," and celebrate the naturally deselected. As the honor's website notes, the annual Darwin Award salutes "the improvement of the human genome by honoring those who remove themselves from it." Now that 2006 has finally rolled around—that leap second felt like an eternity—Wendy "Darwin" Northcutt, the woman behind these curious prizes, has looked back on the past year of accidents and calamities to single out four fatal faux pas for the 2005 Darwin Awards: The Winners or Losers

posted by Schroger @ 12:29:00 PM

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