Wednesday, October 05, 2005

A Turkey Baster is a Many Splendored Thing

Tom Cruise and Katie, I mean, Kate Holmes are having a baby (alien spawn). Look for another very uncomfortable-to-watch appearance on Oprah any day now. The couple will be talking about their new movie: The Handmaid's Tale 2006.


At 10/05/2005 4:24 PM, Blogger Julie Cherry said...

I used to like her until she started dating that fucking weirdo with off-center teeth. Now she's pregnant? I think Tom is right....She is going to give birth to a Grey.

At 10/06/2005 8:03 AM, Blogger Schroger said...

Are they remaking The Handmaid's Tale?

At 10/06/2005 12:14 PM, Blogger ThomG said...

That was just a joke.

Andy Towle thinks Rosemary's Baby would also be a good remake for these two.


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