Friday, July 07, 2006

"THE FEW THE PROUD" NEED SOME NEW ONES!

Whiskey Wednesday proudly announces the search for new members. The group originally formed to drink, be merry and drink some more on Wednesday nights will be opening their membership this fall. Membership is limited. Interested people should submit the following application for consideration.

WHISKEY WEDNESDAY MEMBERSHIP APPLICATION
NAME:
FAVORITE DRINK:
MOST HATED JOB AND/OR BOSS:
WHY DO YOU WISH TO JOIN THE WHISKEY WEDNESDAY?

IF YOU COULD BE ONE ROCK STAR OF THE 80'S WHO WOULD IT BE AND WHY?

DESCRIBE WHAT IS INCLUDED IN THE 1974 "DALLAS PLATE?"

DO YOU PREFER TO DRINK INSIDE BARS OR OUTSIDE ON A POORLY DECORATED PATIO?

TELL US ABOUT YOUR WORST EXPERIENCE WITH A RUDE WAITRESS.

HAVE YOU EVER CROSS-DRESSED AT A BAR AND WOULD YOU DO IT AGAIN? WHY?

IF YOU HAD TO BE AN APPETIZER, WOULD YOU BE SPINISH BALLS OR CHICKEN NACHOS? WHY?

PLEASE INCLUDE 3 LETTERS OF REFERENCE. NO FAMILY MEMBERS, PLEASE.

There is a $10 application fee and interviews will be conducted starting this September. The application fee is non-refundable and goes towards your first bucket of beer.

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